Three Minus Two Equals One

Three asian ladies get sat in my section.  For two minutes the hostess remains at the table with the ladies, as if explaining something.  When the hostess finally leaves, I ask her what all the fuss was about before going to greet the table.  Apparently, only one of the ladies is going to stay.  The other two are going to eat somewhere more affordable that has soup.  When I greet the table, the one remaining lady begins asking me about prices in broken english.

No, fries are not included.

Cheese is $1 extra.

Additional toppings are $1.50.

Drinks are $3.

She finally decides to order a coke and a burger (no cheese or extra toppings) with no fries.  When I bring her drink out, she takes several drinks and then flags me down.  When I arrive at her table she says “Can I cancel my soda?”  I ask her “Is there something wrong with it?” She tells me that there is nothing wrong with the soda, she just changed her mind after drinking 1/4 of it.  I tell her that if there were something wrong with it then I would replace it but she ordered it & drank 1/4 of it so now she must pay for it.  After her burger arrives, she takes an hour to eat it with a fork and a knife.  I offer her a refill and she declines (assuming because she doesn’t know it’s free). A few minutes later she asks me if refills are free and then requests one.  After she finishes most of her burger she says “Can I get a free coffee.”  To which I reply “No, but you can get one for $3.”  She declines.  She pays her $18 check with a $20 and tells me to keep the change.

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