Waiting In Vegas

Few people love passive aggressive notes left by restaurant diners more than me. Most of the time I don’t even mind the fact that the note is left in lieu of a tip because I am so utterly amused by it. Sure, it’s nice to hear things like “you’re pretty” or “the service was awesome” but in these cases I would prefer these statements be reflected monetarily. If you are angry, however, I would love for you to put that shit in writing and leave it on the table before you run out the door with your head held in shame. In fact, the angrier the better. The more pissed off your letter the harder we laugh.

Here are a few notes from this week that made us chuckle:

“I usually tip 10% for good service but the service wasn’t that good so I am tipping you less.”

We had many, many LOLZ after reading that one. WOW… ten whole percent?

“You took our fries before we were finished. Not cool.”

LOL. Not cool? Who complains like that? Note: The couple was asked if they were finished and both agreed that they were. Also, they tipped 20% so it was confusing as to whether or not this was a real complaint.

“Maybe if you had a better attitude you would get a tip.”

Maybe… but then again maybe not. Life is a gamble. In this case these women were bitches who sent multiple food and drink items back for reasons that were not legitimate. They are lucky the server even continued to wait on them – with or without an attitude.

“Just because we are Mexican doesn’t mean you can treat us like cattle.”

In this particular instance this couple received rushed service because the server was sat four tables at once. It had nothing to do with them being Mexican. In fact, the other 3 tables also received the same level of service and did not resort to writing a passive aggressive note.