Tonight I was removing dishes from a table when the following brief and somewhat embarrassing conversation occurred.
Me: May I take your plate?
Man: If you want me to lick it I will.
Men: (realizing how dirty he sounded the man begins laughing like a lunatic)
Me: That won’t be necessary.
Men: Wait… I wasn’t talking about your vagina.
Me: I figured.
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what a frickin creep
How drunk are these people you wait on? At least I hope he was drunk, and not just believing the ‘what happens in Vegas’ ads.
Some are so drunk they can barely speak and others only drunk enough to be loud and annoying. Pretty much anyone who dines after 12 pm is already completely shit-faced.