Vegas is not what it once was, especially when it comes to smoking. Occassionally a smoker saunters into our restaurant with a lit cigarette. More commonly, diners ask to be sat in the smoking section or ask for an ashtray – especially Europeans. Today I witnessed one of the most hillbilly events transpire.
A midwestern couple wandered in and sat themselves in another server’s station. The man was dressed more appropriately for cow tipping rather than eating indoors – overalls and a wife beater with authentically hairy upper arms and shoulders. Just as the server was walking up to greet the table the man was about to extinguish a cigarette right into the middle of the table (our tables are glossy and completely unscratched/undamaged). The server interrupted him with a simple “Ummmm…..” To which the man replied (in a simpleton hillbilly accent) “Sorry, I didn’t realize you can’t smoke in here.”
Where the fuck do these people come from? Sorry you didn’t realize you couldn’t smoke in here? Even if you could smoke in here what makes someone think putting a cigarette out on a tabletop is an appropriate place? Fucking trashy hillbillies.
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