Waiting In Vegas

Today I went to a table to drop off a milkshake for another server. There were two black ladies at the table, one of which had a mustache thicker than most guys I know. It covered the entire area between her nose and lips. I almost died.

If you have a vagina and a mustache – by all means SHAVE IT, WAX IT, PLUCK IT… just don’t make me look at it (the mustache and your vagina).