A gentlemen left a note on my table tonight that said:
“I have eaten in almost every state while driving through the country – Your nachos were amazing. Also, the service was fantastic. My cup was never empty and my server always asked us if we needed anything else. This is by far the best place I have ever eaten at across the country.”
(name omitted)
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customer (yes, the man did in fact use an emoticon)
See… not everyone is a douche nozzle.
BTW: Last week a guy wrote “You are pretty.” – I’m not sure which one I like more.
You’re funny too!