Two French men get sat in my section. One man only speaks enough english to request a pillow from me. No, he does not want to take a nap – apparently, our normal wood chairs were too hard for this guy. When I told him that we don’t have any pillows he said “do you have anything I could put under me… this chair hurts my bum.”
I had to walk away because any smart ass comment would’ve been completely lost on him. I would like to note that in all the years that I have waiting tables NO ONE (except this guy) has ever asked me for a pillow or something to sit on. Also, I have worked in places with chairs that were way less comfortable.
Maybe the poor man had Hemorrhoid???