Tonight, as I was standing at the hostess stand, an elderly man dressed in a 70′s leisure suit walks up. He asked me where he could “find a good steak.” I gave him directions to the nearest steakhouse.
Old Man: I already looked at that menu – they want $75 fucking dollars for a meal.
Me: For the entire meal or just a steak?
Old Man: $75 for a meal per person. That’s fucking ridiculous.
Me: That’s a pretty average price for a steakhouse.
Old Man: That’s probably more than you make in a week.
Me: ::stunned, now realizing this man really does think he is living in the 70s::
Hostess: There’s an Outback Steakhouse a couple of miles down the road if you would like to take a taxi.
Old Man: That’s more my speed. Their food is fucking delicious.
Thankfully, he left before realizing how much we charge for a mere hamburger – he probably would’ve died on the spot.
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15 fucken dollars for a cab ride each way….
20 fucken dollars for a fucken delicious Outback steak…
4 fucken dollar tip…
The free directions I got from the hot little filly fucken priceless….
Ha! In my blog I have a tab just for those people. “Stupid Tourists” LoL. Why do people come to Las Vegas and think everything is going to be a deal??? People are so silly.
Did she send him to the Outback on the Strip? I bet they jack up the prices too!
I have not patronized an “Outback” since 1996…And I never will again. I don’t go to Olive Garden, Red Lobster and the like…It’s not real food and it’s not prepared on site.
Microwaved Bags. If people want to waste their money there, so be it. They’re ignorant idiots.