Waiting In Vegas

The funniest thing that happened this evening was a brief comment made by my terrorist co-worker (Jihad).

While I was walking by a table I overheard an extremely gay guy telling Jihad that there were a few water spots on his glass. When Jihad walked away to get a polished glass he mumbled to himself “Oh… your glass is dirty?  You put cock in your mouth and that’s really dirty.”

For some reason I laughed so hard, I peed a little.