Six yuppy trust fund kids came in to eat tonight – all guys in their early twenties. A long time friend of mine waited on them. All of them were respectful and polite except for the last douche bag who had a loud mouth and David Schwimmer hair.
As my friend went to refill the douche bag’s drink, he looked at her disapprovingly and said “So…What did you really want to be when you grew up?” Trying to ignore him, she replied “I never really thought about it.” He continued to insult her by saying “You never thought about it? You just wanted to be a waitress your whole life? You couldn’t imagine anything better?” Insulted, she replied “I just wanted to have a decent job so I could support my family, pay my own bills, and not live off my parent’s money like some people do.” The entire table heard the comment and proceeded to make fun of their douche bag friend for the remainder of the meal. Needless to say, she got a 30% tip.
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Fantastic! I also like when couples argue after I left about how to treat the waiter!