Hellz Yeah

Tonight when I arrived at work most of my station was full of tables that were about to leave.  The server who was in the station previously was doing side work in the back so I took it upon myself to prebus his tables, offer them dessert, and give them their checks.  One table had a 7-year-old girl who was drinking a milkshake and finishing the remainder of her fries.  After I removed all of their dirty plates, I offered the father dessert.

He declined because they were going to M&M World afterward and everyone already had a milkshake.  Jokingly, I replied something like “Yeah, It’s probably better to space out all that sugar.” The kid then shot me a “fuck off and die, whore” look.  I honestly have never seen such a look of disgust and hatred on someone so young. I was so caught off guard that the only look I could counter it with was genuine surprise.  I walked away and watched the table from a distance.  The girl was running around the table in circles, crawling under the table, and then going through the father’s wallet and demanding cash.  The father was unfazed.  He was obviously either a very patient man or a completely unobservant fucktard.  Either way, his kid was an out of control asshole.

I  returned to the table when I saw the man place a credit card on the table. As I was walking up the father asked the daughter if she was excited to be going to M&M World and she replied “Hellz Yeah!!!” The man then held his hand up so the daughter could give him a high five.

Sure, I had been initially surprised by the bitchy look but the fact that she also used what most parents would consider profanity (even if mild) didn’t surprise me. By this point I had already pegged her as a spoiled brat who could use a lashing or two.  It did surprise me that the father (probably without his knowledge) was encouraging his daughter to behave in a manner that ensured her place in a drug rehab clinic later on.  This kid will probably be like Kari Ann Peniche (the super annoying twat on Celebrity Rehab) only not nearly as pretty.

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One Response to “Hellz Yeah”

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