A coworker of mine waited on a single guy this evening. Everything was pretty uneventful until the end of the meal – the man then told the server to check out his web site about a potential business proposal and handed him a business card. The business card was for some MLM bullshit and actually said something retarded like “stop waiting tables forever.” It was poorly printed on a home printer and perferatted along the edges. As if this wasn’t a shitty enough impression the man then gave the server a substandard tip (less than 10%).
Now I’m no marketing guru but if you want to lure people to your shitty web site in the hopes of draining them of some of their financial resources you shouldn’t be such a cocklick. Get some real business cards and stop being such a cheap fucking loser. If you can’t afford to maybe you should get a job waiting tables.
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