Waiting In Vegas

Since my last blog post Gaysian has been completely obsessed with his new celebrity status. I tried to convince him that a story featuring him on this blog by no means makes him famous but my effort was in vain. Not only did featuring him make him the most giddy gay of all time but he was also very flattered that a few comments were left on his particular post. He even offered to send in his facebook pic, which was only left up for a couple of days.

Gaysian has since chatted my ear off by telling me every minute detail of any potentially blog-worthy scenario. Being the lazy fuck that I am, I have neglected to blog any of them. Because of his efforts I have selected a story that he recently told me.

A deaf couple is sat in his station. They order their food in the same manner Asians do – by pointing to items on the menu and holding up one finger. When their food arrives they flag Gaysian down and start making an up and down cock-stroking motion (similar to when you jack off the air, only vertically). Gaysian looked puzzled and tries to figure out what they want, while covering his erection with a tray. Nothing turns on a Gay Asian more than the possibility of a hand job from a complete stranger. Eventually he figures out that they are requesting milkshakes. I guess vertical hand job is also sign language for milkshake.

Note: Gaysian didn’t really have boner or at least if he did he didn’t tell me. Also, some deaf people do the vertical hand job gesture for milkshake but the real sign for it is to sign m-i-l-k and then do the vertical hand job gesture twice. Some deaf people avoid doing this because it looks really obscene. Instead, they choose to sign out every letter in the word milkshake.

For fun: Act deaf and order a shake this way.