Not a lot happens during the day. People who eat at normal times and function during daytime hours are pretty fucking boring.

- I only encounter one drunk person per day and they NEVER throw up.
- Even when someone is rude, they don’t make a scene. In fact, they usually revert back to being pleasant once they eat.
- Most people say please and thank you.
- Tips still vary according to nationality and race but usually everyone in your station has the same tipping practices (either all good or all bad tips). This makes it hard to single one table out.
- Everything/Everyone moves slowly – the kitchen, the guests, the line, my co-workers, even time.

For me, working day shift feels like getting a face transplant might. Yeah, you no longer see the teeth impressions from that crazy shark attack but you don’t really see yourself either.

It’s hard to find something to blog about during day shift but don’t worry I’ll be vigilant.