Earlier I received this facebook message from Gaysian.
Subject: So here’s some potential fodder for your blog.
I was gonna write it as a comment but didn’t want to risk getting fired!
Woman: (think drunk blanch (RIP) from golden girls) i want a burger well done.
Me: okay, would you like any fries or onion rings with that?
Woman: what, [...]
Archive for the ‘Racism In Restaurants’ Category
Potential Fodder For Your Blog
June 5th, 2010
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That Little Black Kid
April 21st, 2010
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An old man comes in and orders his meal.
After his food arrives the server checks on him. The old man says “Why is that chinese girl so angry? She keeps slamming things around.” (referring to an Asian busser)
Later the same man flagged the server down to tell him “I’m pretty sure there was money [...]
An Earlier Conversation
September 30th, 2009
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Here is a conversation I had with token black guy earlier.
Token: Why is my name “Token”?
Me: Um, because you are the one token black person that works here.
Token: No, there are other black people that work here…
Me: I mean the only server. Kitchen staff and food runners don’t count.
Token: …….
Me: So… why aren’t there more [...]
Token Black Guy Makes A Blunder
September 26th, 2009
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Not sure if you have noticed but there aren’t a lot of black servers in restaurants. I don’t know if it’s because black people are notoriously shitty tippers and they think all people tip similarly OR maybe they feel that waiting on people is simply beneath them. The fact is that black servers are a [...]
12% Is Exactly What We Were Aiming For
August 5th, 2009
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Occasionally cheap losers come in who feel paying automatic gratuity for large parties is simply beneath them. In order to avoid this additional expense these fucktards opt to have their party sat at separate tables and waited on by different people.
Before I go any further if you are one of these people who think [...]
Black People Really Do Have Bad Credit
July 3rd, 2009
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This morning there wasn’t a hostess until noon. This means that until then servers were pretty much going to the front and grabbing their own tables to help out. Six black ladies walk in (most of them wearing animal print) and a busser starts to take them to a closed section near my [...]
The Games We Play
June 8th, 2009
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Sometimes when it is slow servers will discuss in greater detail what is going on in their station. Often we like to play a game called “who do you think will fuck me more?” Of course we don’t mean this literally – Instead, this is a game that consists of stereotyping your tables [...]
