Waiting In Vegas

Let’s Make A Deal

20 October 2010

Tonight my station looked like the audience from the show “Let’s Make A Deal.” You know the show; everyone is dressed like a bunch of ass clowns, hoping to stand out enough to catch the eye of the producers. If they are dressed douchey enough, like a man dressed as a pregnant space alien with [...]

Hey White Boy

6 September 2010

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Today Curly Sue (a white male server) was waiting on a table of 4 black men. One of them needed a refill and flailed his hands around to get Curly Sue’s attention. When Curly Sue didn’t notice, the man shouted “Hey white boy!” After the guest requested his refill, Curly Sue replied “Sure thing brother.”

Potential Fodder For Your Blog

5 June 2010

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Earlier I received this facebook message from Gaysian. Subject: So here’s some potential fodder for your blog. I was gonna write it as a comment but didn’t want to risk getting fired! Woman: (think drunk blanch (RIP) from golden girls) i want a burger well done. Me: okay, would you like any fries or onion [...]

That Little Black Kid

21 April 2010

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An old man comes in and orders his meal. After his food arrives the server checks on him. The old man says “Why is that chinese girl so angry? She keeps slamming things around.” (referring to an Asian busser) Later the same man flagged the server down to tell him “I’m pretty sure there was [...]

An Earlier Conversation

30 September 2009

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Here is a conversation I had with token black guy earlier. Token: Why is my name “Token”? Me: Um, because you are the one token black person that works here. Token: No, there are other black people that work here… Me: I mean the only server. Kitchen staff and food runners don’t count. Token: ……. [...]

Token Black Guy Makes A Blunder

26 September 2009

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Not sure if you have noticed but there aren’t a lot of black servers in restaurants. I don’t know if it’s because black people are notoriously shitty tippers and they think all people tip similarly OR maybe they feel that waiting on people is simply beneath them. The fact is that black servers are a [...]

12% Is Exactly What We Were Aiming For

5 August 2009

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Occasionally cheap losers come in who feel paying automatic gratuity for large parties is simply beneath them. In order to avoid this additional expense these fucktards opt to have their party sat at separate tables and waited on by different people. Before I go any further if you are one of these people who [...]

Three Cholas

5 July 2009

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Three cholas came in this afternoon looking like they were headed to the disco. Two were dressed in shimmery tops and the other one was wearing a loud-ass orange tube top. All three were fat, had stringy hair, and were wearing dark lip liner and no lipstick. They annoyed me from the [...]

Black People Really Do Have Bad Credit

3 July 2009

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This morning there wasn’t a hostess until noon. This means that until then servers were pretty much going to the front and grabbing their own tables to help out. Six black ladies walk in (most of them wearing animal print) and a busser starts to take them to a closed section near my [...]

The Games We Play

8 June 2009

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Sometimes when it is slow servers will discuss in greater detail what is going on in their station. Often we like to play a game called “who do you think will fuck me more?” Of course we don’t mean this literally – Instead, this is a game that consists of stereotyping your tables [...]