Archive for the ‘My Pet Peeves’ Category

Voice Your Complaints

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guest fails to alert me of a problem with their order before they eat everything.  It’s not like I’m the type of server who doesn’t check back and provide them with ample time to voice their complaints prior to finishing their meal entirely.
I check back on [...]

Please Call Them Whores

Tonight I waited on 3 of the most drunk bitches I have ever waited on or even witnessed someone wait on.  I mean, I have waited on drunk individuals who come in with other people who are somewhat sober.  Sometimes the drunk individuals even throw up or pass out (sometimes both).  In this table’s case, [...]

A Deal Is A Deal

Like every other restaurant in the world, there are times when our business dies down and people are allowed to leave early. This is generally based on a “first-come, first-serve” basis.  Even with this though, there are always fights over who gets to leave first because the truly lazy people come in early and immediately [...]

(FAQ) Why Do Servers Hate Separate Checks?

So.. you are out with a group of 15 of your closest friends from high school and one person inevitably asks the server for 15 separate checks.
Two things can happen here:
1. You hear the server groan, roll her eyes, and she honors your ridiculous request and at the end of the meal you complain when [...]