Waiting In Vegas

Low Class Wine Snob

13 October 2009

Let me start off by saying that our wine glasses are small and unstemmed. This is because we do not offer a large selection of wines – we just have a few types of what most would consider table wine. The wine doesn’t come from a box or anything it just isn’t high end and [...]

That Woman Is A Fucking Bitch

11 October 2009

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Tonight a bitchy whore was complaining that she meant to order cheese on her burger before it arrived but didn’t. The manager offered to either bring her some cheese or take the burger back to the kitchen to have cheese melted on it (a completely appropriate solution). This did not please the bitchy whore woman- [...]

Jihad And The Dirty Water Glass

8 October 2009

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The funniest thing that happened this evening was a brief comment made by my terrorist co-worker (Jihad). While I was walking by a table I overheard an extremely gay guy telling Jihad that there were a few water spots on his glass. When Jihad walked away to get a polished glass he mumbled to himself [...]

An Earlier Conversation

30 September 2009

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Here is a conversation I had with token black guy earlier. Token: Why is my name “Token”? Me: Um, because you are the one token black person that works here. Token: No, there are other black people that work here… Me: I mean the only server. Kitchen staff and food runners don’t count. Token: ……. [...]

Waiting Tables Isn’t For Everyone

27 September 2009

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If you have ever thought about waiting tables and just aren’t sure if you can pull it off then let me just say that waiting tables isn’t for everyone. In fact, I have worked with some extremely shitty servers. If you can do 15 things at once, have lots of patience, and don’t mind working [...]

Sleepyhead Wakes Up

25 September 2009

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This evening a single guy came in and ate at the bar. Shortly after arriving I guess sleepyhead was tired because he fell into a deep sleep. When the bartender alerted me, I had no choice but to intervene by kicking sleepyhead’s chair as I walked by. I kicked it with a lot of force [...]