Archive for the ‘Guest Blog’ Category

Potential Fodder For Your Blog

Earlier I received this facebook message from Gaysian.
Subject: So here’s some potential fodder for your blog.
I was gonna write it as a comment but didn’t want to risk getting fired!
Woman: (think drunk blanch (RIP) from golden girls) i want a burger well done.
Me: okay, would you like any fries or onion rings with that?
Woman: what, [...]

Four Blue-Hairs Conspire Against Me

Guest blog entry by “sick of serving.”
This afternoon in the middle of the lunch rush, 4 blue haired old biddies were sat in my section. Sometimes working lunch feels like the senior citizen bus dropped every one of them off to eat in your restaurant.
I approach the table and give them my welcome sch-peel and [...]