Waiting In Vegas

(FAQ) Why Do Servers Hate Separate Checks?

9 October 2009

So.. you are out with a group of 15 of your closest friends from high school and one person inevitably asks the server for 15 separate checks. Two things can happen here: 1. You hear the server groan, roll her eyes, and she honors your ridiculous request and at the end of the meal you [...]

(FAQ) Do You Like Your Job?

4 October 2009

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A lot of people look down on servers as being uneducated or unable to attain any other type of employment. The truth is that people wait tables for a variety of different reasons. - You can sleep until noon EVERYDAY and take a nap later if you want. - You make good money tolerating people [...]

(FAQ) Can I Ask Out A Cute Server/Waitress?

3 October 2009

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It never hurts to ask but remember lots of people probably ask her out (unless she has a peg leg, an eye patch, or a face only a mother could love). This rule of course does not apply to me – In which case, NO.. you may not. You will be able to spot me… [...]

(FAQ) Why Are Some People Such Shitty Tippers?

2 October 2009

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Some people are cheap AND uneducated. A lot simply don’t care about etiquette because they are white trash losers who work at Walmart, where tipping isn’t customary. Of course, you will always have people that tip the same amount – regardless of the amount of the check or the service they receive. I gather this [...]

(FAQ) If You Are Unhappy With Your Meal While Dining Out – When Is The Best Time To Mention It To The Staff?

1 October 2009

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It depends on what you aren’t happy with and who is at fault. - If you are unhappy with something that is free- like bread… just don’t eat it. - If you are unhappy because your food contains something that was clearly stated in the menu but you opted to just skim over that part [...]