An older couple came in, each ordering an extra well done burger and fries. They were extremely pleasant and asked for advice on sights, shows, and dining. Since it was pretty slow I chatted with them until their food came. Then I brought them vinegar and mayo for their fries. Even though I knew they [...]
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Wanker
November 12th, 2009
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Three Indian men from England came in to eat this evening. They were all pretty drunk. Each of them requested separate checks – two of them paid with credit cards and the third handed me cash on his way out. Apparently, the man who paid in cash looked at the subtotal ($25) and handed me [...]
Three Minus Two Equals One
October 20th, 2009
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Three asian ladies get sat in my section. For two minutes the hostess remains at the table with the ladies, as if explaining something. When the hostess finally leaves, I ask her what all the fuss was about before going to greet the table. Apparently, only one of the ladies is going to stay. The [...]
Your Cooperation Is Appreciated
October 18th, 2009
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Anyone who knows me will tell you that I don’t mind the sight of raw beef – in fact I prefer it. The rarer a good steak is the better it tastes. One of the most challenging parts of my job is listening to hillbillies and Canadians order hamburgers, and even Kobe burgers, well done. [...]
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
October 17th, 2009
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Tonight when another server went to get a Canadian couple’s drink order the man asked for another minute to look over the menu. A few seconds later he got up, handed the server the menus, and said “We’re leaving. Your prices are fucking ridiculous. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
My Bum Hurts
October 7th, 2009
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Two French men get sat in my section. One man only speaks enough english to request a pillow from me. No, he does not want to take a nap – apparently, our normal wood chairs were too hard for this guy. When I told him that we don’t have any pillows he said “do you [...]
Really… All Of That Is Mine?
October 5th, 2009
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A heavily scented family of six frenchies get sat in my section tonight. They inform me immediately that they are in a rush because they are going to see a show. They order right away, get their food pretty quickly, and are relatively low maintenance.
When it comes to pay the bill the father, Pepe Le [...]
Fuck You Very Much
September 20th, 2009
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A party of 8 Europeans came in today – consisting of 4 couples. They only ordered beer and a few appetizers to share. They leisurely sat watching soccer for a long time, while drinking their shitty yellow beer. After I presented their check ($80 total) I stood nearby rolling silverware. I overheard them dividing the [...]
Raggedy Andy Spills Coffee
September 8th, 2009
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The following story is recapped from a co-worker of mine who I lovingly refer to as Raggedy Andy. It’s not because he wears clown make-up, has red hair, or is banging a chick named Ann but simply because he has curly hair.
NOTE: After beginning this blog I looked up some Raggedy Andy pics and [...]
Lattice On Zee Sied
September 4th, 2009
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Today two french ladies came in to eat lunch. They were both in their late twenties and seemed pleasant enough. The first lady ordered a salad and the second one ordered a burger. After the second one ordered her burger the following conversation happened:
Her: Lattice on zee sied
Me: Huh?
Her: Lattice on zee [...]
