Fight nights are the worst. The worst clientele flock to Vegas to watch two grown men beat each other up over a million dollar purse. I simply don’t get it. The only fight that I am really interested in witnessing would be between two gay men in feather boas, tights, and [...]
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That Won’t Be Necessary
May 1st, 2010
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Tonight I was removing dishes from a table when the following brief and somewhat embarrassing conversation occurred.
Me: May I take your plate?
Man: If you want me to lick it I will.
Men: (realizing how dirty he sounded the man begins laughing like a lunatic)
Me: That won’t be necessary.
Men: Wait… I wasn’t talking about your vagina.
Me: [...]
Good Old John
April 28th, 2010
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Our last assistant manager was escorted out by security for drinking on the job. When I say drinking on the job I do not mean having a refreshing glass of beer to de-stress. What I mean is he was shit-faced (near falling down) drunk. You could also smell the alcohol oozing from [...]
A Lot Of Guys
February 8th, 2010
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Man: “I really like your widow’s peak.”
Me: “Thanks, I get that from a lot of guys for some reason.”
Man: “How did you know that I’m gay? Is it that obvious?”
Apparently, the not-so-obviously gay guy thought I had said “I get that from a lot of gays.” The entire table loudly laughed for several minutes [...]
