Waiting In Vegas » Dining With Children

Hellz Yeah

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:09:32 +0000

Tonight when I arrived at work most of my station was full of tables that were about to leave. The server who was in the station previously was doing side work in the back so I took it upon myself to prebus his tables, offer them dessert, and give them their checks. One table had a 7-year-old girl who was drinking a milkshake and finishing the remainder of her fries. After I removed all of their dirty plates, I offered the father dessert.

He declined because they were going to M&M World afterward and everyone already had a milkshake. Jokingly, I replied something like “Yeah, It’s probably better to space out all that sugar.” The kid then shot me a “fuck off and die, whore” look. I honestly have never seen such a look of disgust and hatred on someone so young. I was so caught off guard that the only look I could counter it with was genuine surprise. I walked away and watched the table from a distance. The girl was running around the table in circles, crawling under the table, and then going through the father’s wallet and demanding cash. The father was unfazed. He was obviously either a very patient man or a completely unobservant fucktard. Either way, his kid was an out of control asshole.

I returned to the table when I saw the man place a credit card on the table. As I was walking up the father asked the daughter if she was excited to be going to M&M World and she replied “Hellz Yeah!!!” The man then held his hand up so the daughter could give him a high five.

Sure, I had been initially surprised by the bitchy look but the fact that she also used what most parents would consider profanity (even if mild) didn’t surprise me. By this point I had already pegged her as a spoiled brat who could use a lashing or two. It did surprise me that the father (probably without his knowledge) was encouraging his daughter to behave in a manner that ensured her place in a drug rehab clinic later on. This kid will probably be like Kari Ann Peniche (the super annoying twat on Celebrity Rehab) only not nearly as pretty.

Negative $42 Dollars

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:15:05 +0000

A couple came in this evening with their 3 children. The mother and father split a burger and two of the kids shared one too. The remaining child ordered a small appetizer. They all drank water but for dessert decided to splurge and order milkshakes (3 to share of course). When I dropped the check off I handed it to the father. The mother asked the father how much the check was. When he told her the total of $85 she immediately said “When we can’t eat out again for 3 weeks everyone knows why.” She then waved me down and handed me her credit card. I went into the back and recapped the conversation for the cashier while she ran the credit card. Just as I finish the story the cashier laughs and tells me that the card is declined. When I returned to the table to tell her the card is declined the mother says “Probably because that card has a negative $42 balance.” They scraped together some cash and then left

Yes, Your Son Looks Like a Girl

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:33:53 +0000

Today a couple came in with a very chubby baby. When the infant started crying I went over to see what all the fuss was about. The kid was dressed from head to toe in a yellow winnie the pooh outfit. I said something along the lines of “I think she needs a nap.” In a bitchy tone the father immediately said “Are you calling my son a girl?” I said something like “with such big blue eyes, that curly hair, and that yellow outfit it’s really hard to tell, especially at that age.” The father was still pissed but his anger shifted towards his wife and he blurted out “yeah, I know my wife dresses him like a fag all the time.”