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Hellz Yeah

March 10th, 2010 1 Comment

Tonight when I arrived at work most of my station was full of tables that were about to leave. The server who was in the station previously was doing side work in the back so I took it upon myself to prebus his tables, offer them dessert, and give them their checks. One table had [...]

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Negative $42 Dollars

October 16th, 2009 4 Comments

A couple came in this evening with their 3 children. The mother and father split a burger and two of the kids shared one too. The remaining child ordered a small appetizer. They all drank water but for dessert decided to splurge and order milkshakes (3 to share of course). When [...]

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First Impressions Really Count

September 15th, 2009 No Comments

A trashy family come in with their two super ugly children. The mom has a giant panda bear tattoo on her forearm and the guy looks like Popeye only less attractive (if that’s possible). They (of course) are sat in my section – at the same time two other tables are also sat. [...]

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Yes, Your Son Looks Like a Girl

June 1st, 2009 No Comments

Today a couple came in with a very chubby baby. When the infant started crying I went over to see what all the fuss was about. The kid was dressed from head to toe in a yellow winnie the pooh outfit. I said something along the lines of “I think she needs [...]

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