Waiting In Vegas

I Hate December

16 December 2010

December is the WORST work month of the year. If you work in the industry and you plan on eating food or using electricity during the month of December, you have to use your savings to pay for such lavish things. December is the month of the cowboys. Hundreds of thousands of men in nut-hugging [...]

Hellz Yeah

10 March 2010

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Tonight when I arrived at work most of my station was full of tables that were about to leave. The server who was in the station previously was doing side work in the back so I took it upon myself to prebus his tables, offer them dessert, and give them their checks. One table had [...]

Negative $42 Dollars

16 October 2009

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A couple came in this evening with their 3 children. The mother and father split a burger and two of the kids shared one too. The remaining child ordered a small appetizer. They all drank water but for dessert decided to splurge and order milkshakes (3 to share of course). When I dropped the check [...]

Yes, Your Son Looks Like a Girl

1 June 2009

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Today a couple came in with a very chubby baby. When the infant started crying I went over to see what all the fuss was about. The kid was dressed from head to toe in a yellow winnie the pooh outfit. I said something along the lines of “I think she needs [...]