Fight nights are the worst. The worst clientele flock to Vegas to watch two grown men beat each other up over a million dollar purse. I simply don’t get it. The only fight that I am really interested in witnessing would be between two gay men in feather boas, tights, and [...]
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Enjoy Your Diabetes
January 28th, 2010
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A really obese couple came in and hobbled to my station. The woman (in her 40s) ordered a shirley temple (sprite with grenadine). Within 2 minutes she downed her entire drink and began making slurping noises with her straw before waving her glass in the air. I brought her a refill and she continued drinking [...]
Mr. Hip Hop
January 2nd, 2010
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A single 20-something year old black guy came in to eat. He was reasonably attractive, well-groomed, and wearing loud & expensive hip hop attire from head to toe. After ordering his food he requested his check immediately. Mr. Hip Hop was in a hurry because he was headed to work. When I asked him if [...]
I Don’t Plan On Visiting Canada
November 19th, 2009
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An older couple came in, each ordering an extra well done burger and fries. They were extremely pleasant and asked for advice on sights, shows, and dining. Since it was pretty slow I chatted with them until their food came. Then I brought them vinegar and mayo for their fries. Even though I knew they [...]
Wanker
November 12th, 2009
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Three Indian men from England came in to eat this evening. They were all pretty drunk. Each of them requested separate checks – two of them paid with credit cards and the third handed me cash on his way out. Apparently, the man who paid in cash looked at the subtotal ($25) and handed me [...]
