Waiting In Vegas

Picky Bitch

19 January 2010

A party of six annoying drunk asian-americans came in tonight. They insisted they were ready to order immediately but made me stand at their table for 10 minutes while they figured out what they wanted. One girl was especially high maintenance, demanding, and rude. Her order contained 5 different special instructions and she needed 3 [...]

Mr. Hip Hop

2 January 2010

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A single 20-something year old black guy came in to eat. He was reasonably attractive, well-groomed, and wearing loud & expensive hip hop attire from head to toe. After ordering his food he requested his check immediately. Mr. Hip Hop was in a hurry because he was headed to work. When I asked him if [...]

They Call Me Captain

9 December 2009

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Whenever the rodeo is in town every casino is flooded with men of all ages wearing nut hugging jeans so tight that you can see the outline of their junk. Their ensemble also includes cowboy hats of all shapes, colors, and sizes – excluding the straw kid cowboy hats they sell at the $.99 store. [...]

I Don’t Plan On Visiting Canada

19 November 2009

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An older couple came in, each ordering an extra well done burger and fries. They were extremely pleasant and asked for advice on sights, shows, and dining. Since it was pretty slow I chatted with them until their food came. Then I brought them vinegar and mayo for their fries. Even though I knew they [...]

Wanker

12 November 2009

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Three Indian men from England came in to eat this evening. They were all pretty drunk. Each of them requested separate checks – two of them paid with credit cards and the third handed me cash on his way out. Apparently, the man who paid in cash looked at the subtotal ($25) and handed me [...]

Blindy – I’m Waiting For My Friend

22 October 2009

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A super-sized chromosomally challenged woman approaches the hostess stand on her hoveround. Besides being too fat to walk, her coke bottle glasses indicated she is also blind as fuck. If she were a ghost in Pacman her name would be “Blindy.” It is also noteworthy to mention that she had a large mole on her [...]

Three Minus Two Equals One

20 October 2009

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Three asian ladies get sat in my section. For two minutes the hostess remains at the table with the ladies, as if explaining something. When the hostess finally leaves, I ask her what all the fuss was about before going to greet the table. Apparently, only one of the ladies is going to stay. The [...]

You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself

17 October 2009

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Tonight when another server went to get a Canadian couple’s drink order the man asked for another minute to look over the menu. A few seconds later he got up, handed the server the menus, and said “We’re leaving. Your prices are fucking ridiculous. You should be ashamed of yourself.”

Jaba Jaba

12 October 2009

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So… I don’t know about you but I have spent a small fraction of my life playing video games – including Zelda. If you are familiar with The Legend of Zelda The Ocarina of Time then you probably remember the level with the giant disgusting whale named Jaba Jaba. Tonight I waited on him and [...]

Four Blue-Hairs Conspire Against Me

23 September 2009

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Guest blog entry by “sick of serving.” This afternoon in the middle of the lunch rush, 4 blue haired old biddies were sat in my section. Sometimes working lunch feels like the senior citizen bus dropped every one of them off to eat in your restaurant. I approach the table and give them my welcome [...]