Two French men get sat in my section. One man only speaks enough english to request a pillow from me. No, he does not want to take a nap – apparently, our normal wood chairs were too hard for this guy. When I told him that we don’t have any pillows he said “do you [...]
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Sleepyhead Wakes Up
September 25th, 2009
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This evening a single guy came in and ate at the bar. Shortly after arriving I guess sleepyhead was tired because he fell into a deep sleep. When the bartender alerted me, I had no choice but to intervene by kicking sleepyhead’s chair as I walked by. I kicked it with a lot of force [...]
Oldilocks Poops Dust
September 21st, 2009
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An older black couple came in this evening. They were pleasant enough so I will restrain from calling them names. Instead, I will recap the conversation that took place between me and the old man who I have nicknamed Oldilocks.
Me: Can I get you two something to drink?
Oldilocks: Do you have juice?
Me: We have orange [...]
I’m Not Drunk
August 25th, 2009
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A single man comes in and sits at the bar. He has obviously been drinking and orders a bottle of white wine. He sits and drinks his wine while watching some sporting event on television. After he finishes the entire bottle of wine a short time later he attempts to order another [...]
Kate Gosselin Would Be Proud
July 7th, 2009
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Another server came over this evening to point out some weirdo guests taking part in a bizarre ritual. The table consisted of three fat black chicks with cheap weave and long hooker nails. They ordered some appetizers to share, including chicken wings. Before their food arrived the server brought out any condiments [...]
Sampling the Goods
May 30th, 2009
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Tonight a single diner asked me to sample a french fry before making a commitment to buy some. Luckily I wasn’t busy since it was a dreadfully slow night. While I walked to the kitchen with a co-worker I told her about the request. We both laughed at the man and went [...]
