Let me start by saying that anyone who knows me knows that I never introduce myself to tables. I think most people don’t give a fuck what my name is and when they do want to know they can take the initiative and ask or simply read my name tag. The truth is that when [...]
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It Was Like Something Out Of A Horror Movie
February 1st, 2010
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Waiting tables in Las Vegas differs from waiting tables in other cities. One of the main differences I’ve noticed is the amount of vomit a server in Las Vegas encounters. Servers in other locations might wait tables for years (or even forever) without witnessing a guest vomit directly on a table – this simply is [...]
A Decent Living
January 27th, 2010
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Tonight a homeless man came in to eat. His hair was matted to his head and he smelled like a mixture of asshole, cigarettes, malt liquor, and skin that had been baking in the sun for 14 years. He also had a tan that most Californians (& the cast of Jersey Shore) would pay a [...]
Thank God For Porters
December 10th, 2009
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A group of girls come in for drinks. They start slowly with beer and then move on to shots.
Normally in Vegas people will be allowed to continue drinking until they either pass out, throw up, or annoy the waitstaff. In this case, the girls were already exceedingly annoying and one girl was on the verge [...]
Hug Me
November 15th, 2009
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A seriously drunk man was standing near a table where his friends were eating. His shirt said “Hug Me” really big. He was talking really loudly and slurring his words while swaying back and forth. When I saw his shirt, I told a nearby male server (Curly Sue) to go and give him a hug. [...]
A Limo At A Red Light
November 13th, 2009
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As a friend of mine was walking down the strip after work the following hilarity ensued.
A limo was stopped at a red light while a bride to be, donning a white veil, and her friend were hanging out of the sunroof. Being drunk, like most slutty women who come to Vegas and attempt to get [...]
Samesies
November 4th, 2009
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Tonight a nondescript couple came in to eat. When the man discovered he and his wife had ordered the same sandwich and then the same beer he looked at his wife and loudly blurted out “Samesies.” Of course, his tone immediately switched to a feminine gay man’s and remained that way for the rest of [...]
