Every Wednesday night our restaurant runs an all-you-can-eat rib special.
Our chef’s idea of all-you-can-eat means using the largest plate possible and filling it with enough food to feed a family of four Americans or an entire village in Africa. This particular special comes with two full racks of ribs and a giant mound of coleslaw [...]
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Chef Logic
July 3rd, 2010
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Cock-Stroking Motion
June 25th, 2010
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Since my last blog post Gaysian has been completely obsessed with his new celebrity status. I tried to convince him that a story featuring him on this blog by no means makes him famous but my effort was in vain. Not only did featuring him make him the most giddy gay of all [...]
A Limo At A Red Light
November 13th, 2009
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As a friend of mine was walking down the strip after work the following hilarity ensued.
A limo was stopped at a red light while a bride to be, donning a white veil, and her friend were hanging out of the sunroof. Being drunk, like most slutty women who come to Vegas and attempt to get [...]
Samesies
November 4th, 2009
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Tonight a nondescript couple came in to eat. When the man discovered he and his wife had ordered the same sandwich and then the same beer he looked at his wife and loudly blurted out “Samesies.” Of course, his tone immediately switched to a feminine gay man’s and remained that way for the rest of [...]
I Hope They Were Drunk
November 2nd, 2009
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After serving four older ladies I dropped the check on their table, advising them that I would pick it up whenever they were ready. I then watched them try to figure out how much each of them owed for over $25 minutes. Each of them were throwing money in a pile and then taking it [...]
Shave It, Wax It, Pluck It
October 14th, 2009
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Today I went to a table to drop off a milkshake for another server. There were two black ladies at the table, one of which had a mustache thicker than most guys I know. It covered the entire area between her nose and lips. I almost died.
If you have a vagina and a mustache – [...]
