Waiting In Vegas

Happy Anniversary Gary & Bob.

25 June 2011

One of the hardest parts of waiting tables in Vegas is keeping your sanity. Dealing with drunk assholes who sometimes reward you with a handful of change can get pretty depressing. Personally, I make it through my grueling 8 hour shift by having an awesome sense of humor. I will do anything to break up [...]

Token Black Guy Makes A Blunder

26 September 2009

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Not sure if you have noticed but there aren’t a lot of black servers in restaurants. I don’t know if it’s because black people are notoriously shitty tippers and they think all people tip similarly OR maybe they feel that waiting on people is simply beneath them. The fact is that black servers are a [...]

I’m Not Drunk

25 August 2009

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A single man comes in and sits at the bar. He has obviously been drinking and orders a bottle of white wine. He sits and drinks his wine while watching some sporting event on television. After he finishes the entire bottle of wine a short time later he attempts to order another one. His speech [...]