About
I am currently a food server on the Las Vegas Strip but have waited tables for a number of years off the strip as well as outside of Las Vegas.
These stories have either taken place over the years or have recently occurred – no events have been fabricated but names or places might have been changed to protect either my identity or the identity of the idiot in the story. If one of these stories seem similar to something you did while dining out, don´t be alarmed – lots of people do stupid things, it might just be a coincidence and the story is probably about some other idiot. Just in case though, stop being a dick.
The purpose of this blog is to give site visitors insight on the service industry and to entertain people with stories of the bullshit that me and other people within the service industry put up with. The opinions expressed here belong solely to me but more than likely are shared by everyone.


Hi. My wife and I also work as servers in Las Vegas. I found your blog today and was very entertained as I read story after story about things I have seen and felt first hand. Thanks for your time in writing this blog and I look forward to reading more of your stories.
i freakin love your blog… so entertaining. and i can envision all this crazy shiz happening. I frequent vegas a lot.. and hopefully havent done any of these things yet. I know for sure i havent puked in public. (:
bravo !