Man: “I really like your widow’s peak.”
Me: “Thanks, I get that from a lot of guys for some reason.”
Man: “How did you know that I’m gay? Is it that obvious?”
Apparently, the not-so-obviously gay guy thought I had said “I get that from a lot of gays.” The entire table loudly laughed for several minutes – they were very drunk.
BTW I do get the same compliment from a lot of gays too.
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I’m confused.
I thought it was all about the shoes.
i guess you were right – they were very drunk.
Me? I’m a bangs sort of guy myself. I think it’s a Bettie Page/Chrissie Hynde fixation.
Yep, just pegged myself as straight, since I didn’t say Jay Cutler or 1965s John Lennon.