Waiting In Vegas

As a friend of mine was walking down the strip after work the following hilarity ensued.

A limo was stopped at a red light while a bride to be, donning a white veil, and her friend were hanging out of the sunroof. Being drunk, like most slutty women who come to Vegas and attempt to get gang raped in an alley, they decided to entertain the crowd on the sidewalk by making out.  Having dealt with drunk women A LOT, I know they both were thinking they were being pretty sexy.  The bride begins rubbing her tits and blowing kisses, while the watching crowd encourages her by making cat calls.  Just as the limo is about to pull away someone throws a half-eaten cheeseburger and hits her square in the face.  Her face was covered in ketchup and mustard.  The crowd began to applaud and she started crying.  Wonder if she still felt sexy…