Even The Dumbest Servers Can Recognize a Bad Tipper

Here is some advice that you should keep in mind while dining out.

If you are a cheap fucking loser who tips your waitress/waiter $2.30 on a $47.70 check.  DO NOT expect to receive the to go box you requested any time soon.  When someone gives us such a shitty tip BEFORE making additional requests we take our sweet ass time honoring these requests – in fact, sometimes our memory completely fails.

If you intend to give such a shitty tip, I would strongly suggest that you wait until you have already boxed up your 14 ketchup coated french fries and have your ugly, inbred child in their stroller.  Then, you should run out of the door as quickly as possible to increase your chances of not being recognized in the future.  Of course, this might not work because even the dumbest servers can recognize a bad tipper – even if they have no other serving skills at all.

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